I have some catching up to do. I did basically nothing in Don Det. I was still getting over the food poisoning. I wasn't actually feeling that bad, just lethargic. It's a shame, because there are apparently some nice waterfalls there.
The place I stayed there was what I imagine a Guesthouse would be like if I ran it. When I checked in the owner pulled out a crumpled up school book and gave me the inside bit of a pen to fill in my details. One night I was in bed and heard a rattle at the window, then the curtains parted and the owner's head burst through. He wanted me to pay part of my bill because he had no money for change. There were puppies and kittens running around everywhere. After I'd eaten the mother cat would come and jump on the table and finish my scraps. Despite this the food was excellent and cheap considering the portion sizes. I did nothing, but it was a bloody good place to recover in a hammock.
After Don Det I caught a bus a little bit north to the sleepy town of Champasak. It reminded me a bit of a slightly larger version of Gladstone. It consists of one long street along the banks of the Mekong with a main road running parallel. There are a few guesthouses and other shops geared towards tourists. There was even a shop selling small appliances like blenders and stereos. There were virtually no other tourists. Apparently this is the very end of the tourist season.
As an aside, I'm currently sitting on a bus watching a guy load his motorbike into the luggage compartment.
The main draw of Champasak is the nearby Vhat Phou temple. I've seen it spelled multiple ways but it is pronounced "What poo?" I rented the worst scooter ever and took myself out there yesterday. It is basically a (much) smaller version of the temples at Angkor Wat. At the ticket office the staff were all riveted by the latest new release - Jaws 2. They were hooping and hollering and screaming at the TV.
What poo is situated on a hillside. At the bottom there are 2 large buildings that were being reconstructed. There appears to be archeological digs in progress at the site. I know this because I walked along a ledge and when I arrived at the other side I was at the dig site. After some frantic gesticulation I turned around and went back.
There are stairs leading up the hill to the sanctuary. It is only a small building. It actually looked exactly like what I imagine a sanctuary would look like. Inside the sanctuary a monk was praying so I decided to wait. Instead I went to see the sacred spring, which is behind the sanctuary. It looked nothing like what the pictures on water bottles would have you believe. It was a crack in the rock that water dripped from before it was collected in a gutter and funneled to a probably sacred font. When I went back into the sanctuary I was surprised to see the monk was still in there, but now taking photos. He might have just been a bloke in orange, come to think of it. Bloody tourists.
Off to the right of the sanctuary was a carving of an elephant on a boulder. Behind that I came across a makeshift dump where they dump all the offerings that are left to Buddha. I was certain that each afternoon they'd just take the offerings and sell them again the following day. I guess these ones weren't sale quality any more.
Last night I went to this outdoor cinema thing. It was a film made in 1924 in Laos by the bloke that made King Kong (Peter Jackson is older than I thought...). It was called Chang. Because it was a silent film they had locals doing the music and sound effects. It was basically Hercules Returns.
The film was about a family who moved into the jungle and a Leopard killed one of their goats, so they killed just about every animal they could find. Because it was 1924 they really killed all the animals too. Tigers and leopards and snakes and lizards and armadillos. All of them copped it.
They trapped a baby Chang, which is an elephant, and decided to keep it. It was tied up under the house when the mother elephant came and rescued the baby. She destroyed part of the house in the process of freeing the baby, then she destroyed the rest out of spite. After that she went to get the mighty herd (300 of her friends) and they destroyed the nearby village as well. I would've liked the film to continue along those lines but unfortunately the villagers built a big trap and trapped part of the herd, which caused the rest of the herd to disperse. For $15 you can ride the tortured ancestors of those elephants.
I'm now heading to Savannakhet. It is a long bus ride, made longer by speed of this bus. I could bicycle faster.